Today I started my new job. I now have an ID badge which states "U. S. Government" and all ten of my fat little fingerprints are squirreled away in the FBI and CIA databases. Grrrreat. Talk about an walking experiment in cognitive dissonance...that's me. Take the little left-wing socialist Arabic-speaking child of marxist hippies who throws up into her mouth a little at the mere sight of George Dubya slap a government badge on her.
Anyway, other than that, I'm sure the new job will fine....the usual use of my overpriced education and professional skills...life-saving, split-second decisions and critical thinking: "Is this stool liquid to justify the insertion of a rectal tube? Here comes the finger puppet!"
In space-time-continuum news, I've re-entered the 21st century, as evidenced by the fact that this hospital exclusively uses COMPUTER CHARTING for everything. It's so freakin' snazzy I might need to buy some new scrubs just to keep up.
Ack. I think I'm overtired.